Last nite I journeyed to the end of the universe. I transversed 7 thousand dimensions and communed with god. I raved with little gray men and orgied with the ghosts of everyone who has or ever will have lived. I realized that me, jesus, neo, and superman are all incarnations of the same consciousness, which is in actuality the shared consciousness of everything that ever has been or will be. I melted into infinity and had my body reconstructed from star matter by hyperdimensional love entities from the penultimate reality. I was sent back to save the world from itself and now I'm sitting on my ass in my underwear watching tv...

Oh, and I experienced the whitest white light and the blackest blackness - at the same time.